Welcome to the "Religious Mumudom of Naija"

: After reading the Open Letter of Lagbaja to Okey Ndibe yesterday, it'll be "Suicidal Wisdom" to agree less on all the issues listed in the interesting piece. The letter captured only what transpired in this "Mumudom" in a space of just 2 Weeks. As an Engineer whose professional training includes "Interpolation", it'll be "Sheer Unpalatable" to try 'Extrapolating'  these happenings to a Space of 1 Month or 1 Year. Naijas 'might' not be Good in a lot of things, but we're simply the Best in "Shock Absorbing". If a quarter of the things that happen in this "Mumudom" and make us "Smile" happen in other Kingdoms, the world would've long witnessed another round of "Human Evolution". But in the "Religious Mumudom of Naija" all we do is to "Hope and Pray" thereby becoming the only "Human Species" that're 'Suffering and Smiling' (Royalty to Baba Fela Kuti). The other thing that the "Suffer-Immuned Citizens" of this Great Mumudom are good at is 'Sentimental Accusation'. The Ruled accuses the Rulers and vice-versa, either on Tribal or Religious grounds. But as a 'Special Specie' of humans, we still "Disunitedly" pay our "Civic Allegiance" to the Mumudom. It's very hard to read or write about this Mumudom without concluding that it's "Amalgamatedly" divided between "Christian" South and "Muslim" North. Every Citizen of this Mumudom claims one of the "Faith", even the Jujumen; (Babalawos and Dibias). One preaches LOVE and the other preaches PEACE but unfortunately,  these two "Binding Forces" happen to be exactly what the Mumudom (both Ruled and Rulers) are Greatly LACKING. This is so because the "Christian LOVE" has been replaced with "Secular Materialism", while the "Muslim PEACE" is about being hijacked by "Fundamental Extremists". If Atheist nations like China can get it Right, a "Religious Mumudom" like Naija should have been a "Paradise on Earth" long ago. Again,  because we're Special Specie of Humans, all the Blessings Almighty God bestowed on this Mumudom have all "Evolved" into Curses with our collective help. Finally, I ask..........."Do we really need REVOLUTION in this Mumudom to get things Right?".

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!

A Clearing & Forwarding Company owned by British Prime Minister is Advertising for Agents with Speciality in "Gay Clearing". Start up Salary is £1.2 million per Month. Since the "Arrogant Boasting" of Mr. David Cameron (or rather Mr. Makossa Cameron as Biblical names aren't for his types) of  "Exporting Gay Globally", I've been wondering what can ever give a "Mortal" man such 'Arrant Boldness'. This kind of Confidence can only come either from Almighty God or Satan. Then, I've also been wondering what Mr. Cameron would use to "Disguisingly" Package his Gays for Export. Our Electronics/Gadgets come mainly from Japan, Germany, USA, France, South-Korea, Singapore and China, almost same places our Cars come from. The only things Britain can proudly claim to has Exported are Colonialism,  Indirect Rule and Amalgamation. India, Pakistan, Ghana and Nigeria can always testify to that as Aborigines of Australia and New Zealand where Her Royal Majesty Queen Lizzy is still "Head of State" can testify what they're passing through now. If his brother in "Secularism" Mr. Obama had dropped this "Brag", it would've been "Pardonable" as USA can always Package her "Gay" in I-pad, I-phone, Hummer Jeep, GMC, Chevrolet, Ford Motors, etc. Therefore, it is pertinent that we ask Mr. Cameron to please tell us what his Clearing Agents around the World should be looking out for in this "Global Export". Will he be bringing a Man with his Man spouse and Children to show us how 'Perfect' a "Gay Family" can be?? Please Sir, I need "Clearing" too on this Issue but certainly not "Forwarding".